This was contributed by the far-sighted Brian Schumacher and is exactly the kind of high-brow humour one would expect to see on a high class site such as this. Contributors of the regular kind of humour can always send it by email to:
dfait-amigos@googlegroups.com
Where it will appear under "Discussions" as if by magic. All such contributions can be viewed at:
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